Meet the Staff
We´re not getting paid!
Scuttlegoat
Position: Site Owner, Writer
Aka Goat Destrvctör. Bigger, faster and stronger, too ; first member of the Caprae Crew. Brought up on a heavy diet of Old School Death Metal, NWoBHM and Funeral Doom. Appreciates Structure and strong craft as well as the willingness to be creative.
Favorite bands: Iron Maiden, Bolt Thrower, Mournful Congregation
Least Favourite Genres:: Power Metal without testicles
Metalligator
Position: Writer
A slam-water alligator who lives on different and varied kinds of metal. Listens to every weight class of the genre but generally prefers well done mixes of genres.
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Favorite Bands: Opeth, Sigh, Agalloch
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Least Favourite Genres: Post Black, Stoner Sabbath Worship
Blár
Position: Editor, Occasional Writer
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A skeleton in space who likes hotdogs. Connoisseur of melancholy and dread, no disgusting happiness here! Listens to a wide variety of genres and prefer the obscure and odd.
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Favourite Bands: Caprae Idolum, YOB, Hold Me Down
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Least Favourite Genres: Pirate Metal, Viking Metal and Power Metal
Alice F.
Position: Writer
Only likes punk rock. How fortunate it is that they have a horribly twisted and generous idea of what punk rock is.
Favourite bands: Anaal Nathrakh, Gridlink, Endon, 9mm Parabellum Bullet, The Armed, Shinsei Kamattechan
Least​ Favourite genres: Any orthodox extreme metal, motivational speaking, harsh noise wall
Cosmic Vampire
Position: Writer
I like mostly techdeath, black metal, death metal, and doom. Most people say I have bad taste. I’ll give anything a try though.
Favorite bands: First Fragment, Der Weg einer Freiheit, Gevurah, Abyssal, Convocation
Least Favorite Genres: Most prog, power metal, -core that doesn’t start with grind
Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation
Position: Editor, Occasional Writer
Who wants to know?
Favourite Bands: Arthouse Fatso, Vortexectomy
Least Favourite Genres: Music
Gigantic Fucking Poseur
Position: Missionary
Holy Shit
Favorite Bands: Idk I just listen to what Spotify gives me haha also Jionjer (they rock *o* )
Most hated genre: Man everything with those pig squeals or what they´re called, you can´t even understand what they´re singing